1. Sorry. That was mean.

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lazy little genius 


    lazy little genius 

  3. Given her zeal for nutrition, we might have guessed that the First Lady would pass out apples on October 31. Not so: she says they give out White House cookies instead.

    When co-host Carla Hall said she gives kids pencils in lieu of a treat, Mrs. Obama reacted with shock and disgust. “Really Carla?” she asked. “Are they sharpened so that they can stab you with them?”

  4. The entire time that I was gone I could never… completely trust someone. And when that goes on for so long you stop seeing people for people, you see… threats. Or targets. And when I decided to come home… I didn’t know how to turn that part of me off. Then I walked into your office… you were the first person that I could see as a… person. There was just something about you;

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drunk jcrew is a gift that keeps on giving

    drunk jcrew is a gift that keeps on giving

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— Mark Strand


    — Mark Strand

  8. yulinisworking:

    I Ship It | a short film by Yulin Kuang

    After a bad breakup, Zoe Smallman decides to take down her ex-boyfriend in a wizard rock battle of the bands with help from her best friend, Charlie.

    Written & Directed by Yulin Kuang

    Mary Kate Wiles as Zoe
    Sean Persaud as Charlie
    Joey Richter as Peter
    Jenna C. Johnson as Macy
    Irene Choi as Sofia

    Featuring original Wizard Rock songs by Kirstyn Hippe

  9. kleinemi:

    For whatever we lose
    (a you or a me)
    it’s always ourselves
    we find in the sea.
     - E.E. Cummings

    (Source: marleens-diary)

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    i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

    when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

    maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

    is that magic??

    honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

    (Source: nilesymon)